User:AnUnfortunatelySharpBlade

Anonymous female teenager

Looks like her profile picture; shaped like a potato

Consistently has a song stuck in her head (probably a meme)

Afraid of cheese puffs, icebergs, and hot dogs, hates tomatoes but isn't afraid of them

Commonly aliased the Kit Kat Queen

Has celiac disease and is very sad that she can't have pasta, cookies, and waffles

Has a strange love for Boxers (the dog breed, not actual boxers. now get that image out of your head)

Can also do weird things with her voice